The Little Spammer That Could

My spam filter is a god. It filters out the monster amounts of requests I get from the monarchs in faraway lands who cannot decide where to keep all their money and the Christmas spammers whose first lines read something like: Imagine the look in your girl's eyes on Christmas morning when you surprise her with your giant package. Actually, I'd like to be there for that one. You can just see her kneeling by the tree, all done up in her holiday leggings and candy cane flavored lip gloss. It's the first Christmas she's spent with Roland, her boyfriend of seven months and he SWORE he was getting her something special. She can see something in him as changed today. He's grinning sheepishly and the flush on his cheeks is hiding his adult acne. She wonders if it's a ring. It could be a ring, she tells herself. Her cousin Kathi got a ring after only six and a half months. She was in her second trimester, but still. When Roland--Roro, she'll call him once they're married--finally asks her if she's ready...yeah, I'd like to be in that room. Wearing a rubber coat, though. Because there's probably a lot of blood in that thing and when she hacks it off, well. I'll be thankful for the wellies and rain bonnet.

Anyhoo. On to the downside of dependable spam filters. You miss some real gems. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones, because my blackberry still lets the spam through. And thank the Christmas shepherds for that because it's what drew to me my Snezhana, the Russian stomatologist (in local hospital) /dentist whose dating service has assured her that I am her very special "man from other country." How she plucked me out of the zillions of other women out there is truly another Festivus miracle.

Unfortunately for Snez, I'm not only female but married. But I have to admit I did fall in love with her zeal, even if she isn't real and six twenty-somethings in Nigeria dreamed her up as a cover under which to peddle fake Rolex watches. Go on and read it. Tell me you aren't rooting for Snezhana just a wee bit.

Hello my new friend!

I understand, that you do not know me and I do not know you, but
probably in the future all can change. All good always occurs in the
future and I ask a few patience from you to read my letter up to the
end. In the beginning I want to be presented you and to tell a little
about my life. My name is Snezhana and to me it will be very pleasant,
if you will name me so. Was born 31 years ago and all this time I live
in Russia, in Cheboksary. I give many time to work, I work
Stomatologist, in local hospital. It is possible to tell and in other
words that I the dentist. I communicate every day with different
people and to all the separate approach is necessary. In my work there
are people from absolutely small age and to the adult. My life goes in
regular intervals and every day is similar on previous. I like my
friends and love my family. Certainly the most important i want to
found love and my the husband to be the happiest woman in the world.
For all my life I could not meet the man to which I could trust
completely and with which I would like to connect my life, but very
much I want.
Several days ago I laid at home on a bed and thought. Why I am
lonely? Why I cannot find my special the man? Probably I have made
nothing to be happy? Certainly I can be together with the man which I
not love, to give birth to the child and simply to be mum, but to not
be happy in the family, but I do not want it. I want to love the man
and simply be happy to be with him. Also I have thought. Why to not
try to get acquainted with the man from other country if I could not
find my special man here in Russia? Now we live in 21 century and I
know, that many people use the Internet and "Marriage agencies" to
get
acquainted with suitable the man in any point globe. I do not want to
be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will
come to me. I want to do itself my life happy and have found such
marriage agency here in my city. I knew, that their help will be not
free-of-charge, but they have asked the big sum of money from me.
Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this
money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can
give to me of it. Probably my destiny to be with the man from other
country? I do not know, but I want to try to know.
They gave to me yours E-mail and have told, that you also are
interested to find the woman for a life. I think, that now you can
understand, how my letter has come to you, could learn a little about
my life and about me, but I do not know your desires and I ask to
think. We can try to build serious relations or probably simply to be
friends. If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can
understand. Nevertheless if I am interesting to you it would be very
pleasant for me to learn also a little more about you and to receive
your photos. I understand in computers not much, but I hope, that you
also can receive my photos in this letter. Certainly appearance not
the most important in the person both his private world and soul are
of great value, but nevertheless it is more pleasant to receive the
letter from the person and to see, how he looks. All this, that I
wanted to tell to you and now I shall wait only your answer. Excuse,
if I something have offended you in my letter or something has told
not correctly, but understand, that I try it for the first time and I
worry a little. Even if serious relations are not interesting to you
or I am not pleasant, simply let to me know. Ok?

Please reply only at my personal e-mail:  xxxxxxx

bye bye

> In search men the love !!!